Envy or Be Envied
We all have that one annoying neighbor who seems to have a lush garden and perfect lawn without seeming to lift their little finger. Their grass is always green, their roses win prizes, and it seems like their finicky Hollyhocks are virtually indestructible. Do we hate these neighbors or want to be them? To be honest, it’s probably a little of both, depending on the day. Luckily, we don’t have to hate them, and anyone on earth can be them. Really? Yes, anyone on earth can be a garden ninja.

Become the Ninja
If you have a vision for your garden and the drive to train yourself in the art of ninjahood, you can create the lush and beautiful garden you’ve always dreamed of, worthy of picture postcards. And you’ll get there without the backbreaking labor you once thought was necessary to achieve that kind of garden. Then you will be one of those neighbors you once loathed and envied. You will now be a Backyard Garden Ninja.

Master the Garden
You may have the black thumb, pops, but you can still travel from plant killer to garden ninja. It won’t be a short, instant road to success, but it is definitely possible for you to get there. You’ll need to start out slowly: do one park of your garden, and master that like a ninja mastering a fighting style or weapon before beginning to learn how to fight another way. Once you’ve mastered one aspect of gardening, add it to your arsenal and move on.



